Langkawi, Pulau Bebas Cukai but not jerky people!
Hi guys,
My holidays just started last Tuesday after 7 dreadful weeks of classes. Just got back from Langkawi two days ago. To sum it all up, the place is a good place to shop for liquors, chocolates and perfumes but the people there are self-centered to descibe them at best. This is why -
On the second day there, i arrived at The Underwater World to meet up with this lady who was in charged of our island hopping trip. There was a surge of pain in my stomach. I needed to poop due to heavy breakfast. Helplessly, I walked from a stall to another looking for toilet.
Stall #1
Me : Abang, boleh pinjam toilet tak...... ? (struggling voice with pain in the stomach)
Stall owner : TAK ADA !
Me: Uh , okay!
At a moment, I almost wanted to ask him, " habis tu, lu berak kat mana ? Semak-samun ye?" but i didnt.
Stall #2
Me : Cik, boleh pinjam tandas tak ?
Stall Owner : Dah rosak.
Stall #3
Stall Owner (looking eager to serve me) : Ya, nak makan apa ?
Me: Tandas ada ? (left hand holding tissue paper and right hand trying to hold my stomach)
Stall Owner : Tak boleh guna la.
Me: Walau eh. WA EH SAI AI CHUT LAI LIOW LA! (in hokkien, "Darn, my shit is gonna come out already")
What the F**k does that mean ? Tak boleh guna ? Gosh... At a moment, I almost couldnt stand the pressure, I wanted to poop in front of their shop. I decided to walk further. Finally, I managed to find a resort to rest to do my "thing". *relieved*
Oh yeah, speaking of Island Hopping, we (my girlfriend and i) had a great time "hopping" around 3 islands.
First stop - Pulau Dayang Bunting (Pregnant Maiden Island)
It's easy to see how the island got its name.
We travelled there by a speedboat. Just if you didnt know this, there is a fresh water lake in the island. Upon arriving at the island, we had to walk for 10 minutes to reach the lake. I was carrrying my bag-pack while my girlfriend's younger sister was carrying a plastic bag full of food (oreos, m&m, buns and doughnuts) While walking, a group of monkeys started hogging us and snatched the plastic bag which contained food out of my gf's younger sister's hand. She was terrified that she screamed at the top of her lungs.
There was nothing she could do but to let it go. ARGH !! Stupid MONKEYS! Wait a minutes, no wonder they are called monkeys. These monkeys were so wild and aggressive. Our food, gone in matter of minutes. What peeved me the most was that, these monkeys werent just wild, they were choosy as well!
Take notice of the oreo it's eating!
The way monkeys eat oreos cookies are simply amusing, other than that, a pain in the ass. Just like what we saw in commercial,
First - You twist it
Second - You lick it ( the cream)
Third - Throw the biscuit away ? !!!!!!! WAT THE F**K ?
SEE what i mean by jerky people in Langkawi, even the monkeys are jerky!
For the second stop, we were brought to a specific area where we can see eagles soaring up just above our heads. Not much to talk about here but it was fun to see those eagles fly at close range. As for the third stop, we were brought to Pulau Beras Basah. We swam and chilled out at the beach. The water wasnt crystal-clear and it wasnt blue but it was fun. Before we left , we managed to get a ride on the banana-boat for a dazzling fee of RM 15 perpax. (it's expensive)
I really regretted not taking more pictures on the place itself. The place I stayed was full of 'Gwei-Lo' It's beautiful and relaxing. It so fun to go for holidays. LOL 1 Take care guys. Peace out!
Keep pork within grasp.
OK , we have heard that 3,000 pork sellers nationwide will not be opening shop for four days prior to the May 31 festival (Dumpling Festival) to protest against the “continuous” increase in ex-farm prices. Do you know what does that mean ? No "Bak Chang" this year unless yours folks make them at home. WTF ? *grunts*
NO.....!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT MY "BAK CHANG" because as far as i know, my ah ma is not making it because of the hassle and trouble she got to go through making them. Now, thinking of the boycotting certainly send a feeling of fear deep inside me. There is no way i am gonna stop eating pork.
DARN PIG-FARMERS! If u happen to read this , i hate you! Stop manipulating the price by reducing the supply because believe or not, i will m-a-n-i-p-u-l-a-t-e ur ASS! You all are such a mean opportunist.
*No more "bak chang" SoB~SoB - pic taken from The Star*
OMFG! Does that mean bah kut teh price is going up as well ? SHIT! Somebody better do something. Stop this catastrophe from happpening. Can you just imagine what will happen if they replace the pork with the boring chicken?
*Chicken : Let there be 'Chic-kut-teh' *
KEM BAKAU RESORT VIDEO !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRGJhUpsJawThis video made by me completed last year...most of the pictures come from yin yin and syerree..enjoy !!
*ps: please tell your friends about this video clip, or pass it on to everyone u know..TQ !!
Issues On Male-male Relationship
OK , I am sorry. I admit that i have abandoned these blogsite for quite some times. Let's just say i have got no inspiration to blog but the truth is oscasionally, the nostalgia of
National Service (Kem Bakau Resort 2005 first batch) keeps coming back to me. Haihz .. I miss it.
I am currently having my special semester (Don't ask me why is it called special, it's just another word for short alright ? haha.. ) Have tonnes of time a despite having only a couple of hours of class during morning only. I am
L.A.Z.Y ( Lazy And Zeal-less Youngster) =P but there is something i wanna share with you guys now.
Yeah , as you can see the title above; Male-male relationship or commonly known as
GAY. Recently, one of my friends sent me a link to this blogsite of a gay couple (I will not mention it here to avoid any trouble, let me know if you want it) Initially, i didnt know what is it all about till i read the first post there. OMFG, a couple consisting of 2 guys are basically jotting down every event of their lives onto the blogsite. And to add some flavour to it, they pour LOVE and PASSION to it. The word that my friends and I muttered after reading the first blog was "EWWWWW ... "
In fact, they uploaded couples of photos and neoprints of them together like all other normal "couples" would behave in the photo; hugging, putting their hands all over their partners body, kissing and you name it. *vomit* Okay, now it sounds like i am discriminating them but i am not. I feel grossed only because it is against my own belief and the boys' principle. Haha... but when i put some thought into it, gay couples can somtimes be more happy than normal couples as the matter fact that there is a time of the month when girls do not behave like they are themselves. Girls have PMS (Poor Men Suffering) once every month. This is the time when the guys must learn how to react to that situation; buying chocolates, put on the yes-madam-i-am-sorry attitude and etc. HAHA....
Honestly, despite all the obstacles and criticism from the society especially the gay couples' parents that the gay couples face, i respect them at most. At least they have the courage to confess their feelings and willing to be exposed unlike some of us. So, what are we supposed to behave to all the gay couples out there? Can we still accept them as friends? Since we cant brainwash them to like girls and only girls, maybe the only way to help them is to give them support and guide them to the acceptance of society. In reality, heterosexuality seems to be the only acceptable orientation whereas homosexuality is regarded as deviant, and variation from cultural concepts of "normal gender" often evokes hostility or violence.
Don't worry though, i am not giving you hints that i am turning into a gay. If i do, at least i know that 2 girls will try to do their very best to stop me, they are Yin Yin and my beloved girlfriend. If everything fails, they will kill me i guess. Haha...
According to a survey on "The Population of Gays In Selangor" from an unknown source, 10% of them are from my university and trust me, I was death-shocked when i found out about that. But till now, i guess they are keep a low profile because i dont seem to spot any odd behaviour guys from my university.
Guys are crowding my university as the majority group whereas the girls are the minority group. Haihz .. Till now, I am still crossing my fingers hoping that there will be more girls (at least average looking ones) to enrol in my university in the new intake. Last semester, there were only 3 chinese girls and no indians girls in my class. WTF ! ARGH ! And yes, not to forget that sydrome girl (thanks to Naim, I don't even know her real name till now) is in my UNI. hmmmph.... Kristie, Celeste, Yin Yin and the other bunch of girls, why dont you all change course to engineering? The truth is the government needs more girls in engineering. Guys are lacking of the soft skills and they need encouragement. So, will ya PLEASE help?
OKAY, these are what you get when the guys are lacking of girls.
ROFL ! =P
What does one bunch of guys in pink tells you?
Is this hugging normal? It sure is. =P
What?!!! No GirlS?!! Nvm, there is ROGER. KEKE!
Well, can you imagine what will happen to me if i am in the GAY colony? Yeah, i want to be GAY. http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=gay (the second meaning) Don't you? Haha.. Until next time, do keep in touch ya? AdioZzz!
- R.I.P Cikgu Awang -
to all my condelence, i wish him r i p.
"semoga semangat helang tidak hilang walaupun anda telah tamat PLKN...kibarkan bendera helang dan berkobar-kobar lah semangat helang dari hati anda"
cikgu awang
Goodbye 2005 for good , and welcome *2006*
First of all,
Happy New Year 2006 to all bakaurians that i miss so much. In case most of you didnt realise, it's one year since the first day of National Service in Kem Bakau Resort... *Hail...*
Not much have been done to this site, so since it's the new year, I'm starting over.Let's call it a new makeover. How have everyone been doin? That jerk (Naim) - though u said u gonna come over to my university, guess you are not a trust-worthy guy after all, are you? haha , the skinny (Jee Kui), the macho (nigel) , the lanky yet humble (jack) , and so on AND also ever beautiful girls ( Syer Ree, Yin Yin, Kristie, Celeste, Yen Pei , Joan and so on.. ) forgive me if i have missed out some names.Hope you guys have a good start in the good new year.
University has been lifeless as usual for me.Luckily for me, there are a bunch of friends to live life with me.Since there are not many 'lenglui' , we boys pretty much care about each other and LOVE each other too.We live by the phrase "Sharing is Caring except Gilfriend) WUHUHUHUHU... (watch what you are thinking) UNITEN is well-known for engineering courses and girls are the minority ones in the field. Oh yeah, must i mention the lanky and boyish ,Sindrom Girl? Out of millions lovely girls out there, she is in my university. I'm not trying to be mean, but it's tough luck. *go on and curse me* Haha, according to a recent poll on homosexuals, guess what? UNITEN holds 70% of homosexuals in Klang Valley... YAY! =( Get what i mean by lacking of girls seriously?
There are lots of happening moments we had in university. We chased each other with straw-spray, lots of gang-banging, bull-shitting and the list goes on. Speaking of gang-banging, we just had one 2 days back. Gang-bang = A bunch of bandits (that's us) screwing up an unlucky fren of ours. 2 days ago, my frens and i were in my room hanging out.All of a sudden, there was a nudge on my friend's msn.It was from a plump friend of mine.HE started getting on our nerves so we dared him to come over in a "pleasant" language. All of us quickly hid in the other room waiting to charge on him when he had entered the room. When he set his first foot into the room...
BooomBoooomBooom....
About 6 of us held him with full adrenaline pumped up into our muscles. We tied him up with ropes but it didnt last long. Haha ... Victim No.2 was even more interesting. He was a skinny innocent guy. He came in to our room asking for donation - in return , all of us carried him and tied him up.Because he is skinny, we managed to tie him up to the table and carried the table outside.. HAHA ! LOL! A poor innocent guy with good intention to collect donation got gang-banged!
THE conclusion - "SAY NO TO DONATION"
Lastly, i will update this site but hopefully not only with my stories.Feel free to pen down some words, will ya? I will soon ask yin yin for some pictures for me to post up during the previous gathering.Those who did go, i solute u guys.For those who had missed it, hopefully i will get to meet up with you one day.BYe for now! Adioz ..
All Time Fav ''ahem'' star ..!
vivian hsu...!! now age 30 still going young..!!
OKAY! Let's get real! Let's start over. - -
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